Simon Vestibule
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There's a place that's a treasure like a chest of doubloons,
That place is a place which is a pub that is called Wetherspoon's.
A place to give new alcopops a try,
To relax if you're lonely or with your happy family. [pronounced fa-mi-lie so it rhymes]
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The Best Poem Of Simon Vestibule
Pigeon Me This Then
Riddle me this:
Pigeon done his
Poo like a kiss
Right on my kit
For the big big
Game I gotta win.
How I gon' cope?
Like a pigeon-plopped dope.
Should-be champ done lost hope
‘fore we e'en started playing bowls.
Step up to the green
Kit shoulda bin clean
Down on the knee
Got two in could be three
Slip with a squeak
On the dastardly leak
From that b*****d with beak
On the knees? More like weak
At the knees
Shoulda been
Anyone who'd see
A Crown Green elite
Like someone like me.
Pigeon me this:
Is this justice?
Justice be just p**s!
There is no god
‘cause he says I lost.
I lost.
Pigeon why?
Pigeon pat
From the sky
On my hat
Gon' be pigeon pie!
Pigeon me THAT!
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4/18/2024 8:44:54 PM # 1.0.0.1119
An interesting piece with beautiful rhyme scheme. Thanks for sharing and do remain enriched...