You mean the world to me
God made you special
That anyone can see

I'll never forget
That first day we met
You offered me your chair
Twenty some odd years later
And I'm still in your hair

'Do you play sports? '
You said to me
In your sexy running shorts

My friends warned me
I had fallen in love
With an alien
I must admit
You were heaven sent
From above

You whipped out
That green card so fast
The ultimate test
You had passed!

You were there when the labor pains came
With my hairbrush and all
But not without backache pains