VICTORIA GEORGE Poems

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11.
My New Caravan

I bought a nice car-a-van
From a seller who was on e-Bay
He seemed a very nice man
So I was happy to take it away
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12.
Buying On Ebay

I bid on a beautiful ring
With a very hefty price tag
But got outbid on this thing
So I bid on a Prada hand-bag
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13.
Housework

Housework’s such a waste of time
Cleaning all that filth and grime
You scrape and wipe the filthy glass
You shine and polish all the brass
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14.
Multi Tasking

Multi task’s a thing for gals
It’s not a thing for males
We can talk to all our pals
While painting finger nails
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15.
Pooh And Tigger

One day Pooh Bear said to Tigger
Why don’t we open an account on eBay?
Our funds will soon get much bigger
And we’ll have hunney to eat every day
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16.
My Travel Plans

I decided to buy some cheap flights
From a cheap on-line travel shop
I wanted to see all the sights
In Bangladesh and in Bangkok
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17.
Smelly Old Bess

I opened an eBay address
In my dog’s name, smellyoldbess
She sold quite a lot - of tatty old grot
To buyers who want something for less.
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18.
My Home Remedies

I was reading the paper today
A bit about home remed-ies
I’d make some to sell on e-Bay
After all, how hard could it be?
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19.
The Literary Agent

I once wrote to a literary agent
Saying I wrote some good po-et-ry
I said I wanted his comment
Could his give his advice for this free?
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20.
The Old Gender Bender

This 'poem' is actually totally and completely true and really happened to me a few years ago. I still laugh just thinking about it. Wicked really.

I once bought a load of LPs
That I saw ad-vert-ised on eBay
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