Treasure Island

Ruth Walters

(London, U.K.)

Limerick Smut


There was a young lady called Gert'
who's bosoms were ever so pert,
she mentioned one day
while we were at play
that they never got caught in her skirt.

Whereas a young lady called Ruth
who's titties would dangle and droop
admitted one day,
hers got clean away
as she bent down to slurp up hot soup.

Submitted: Saturday, March 23, 2013
Edited: Friday, March 29, 2013

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