Ruth Walters

Pimple - Poem by Ruth Walters

I had a pimple on my nose,
it wouldn’t budge it wouldn’t go
and didn’t suit me there I know,
this glowing carbuncle of woe.

I showed it to a fellow worker
who told me I was just a shirker.
But what’s a girl supposed to do,
and I thought he was very cruel.

I showed it to the nurse at clinic
who didn’t seem to do much with it
and so I served it notice with
a scalpel and a little stitch.

Topic(s) of this poem: Funny

Comments about Pimple by Ruth Walters

  • Freshman - 521 Points John Brown (1/3/2015 7:09:00 AM)

    Drastic pimples call for drastic measures (hee hee) (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 17,320 Points Bri Edwards (1/25/2014 4:35:00 PM)

    Ruth Walters' Dimples

    Ruthie's cute with those two small cheek dimples.
    NOW I'd guess they were both ONCE cheek pimples.

    Do readers dare ask of which two cheeks I'm speaking?
    I'll tell you the TRUTH. I saw her in the shower; I was peeking.

    thanks for sharing, ruth. no need to thank me for MY poem; it was my PLEASURE! heh heh bri :) (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 6 Points Chuck Audette (1/9/2014 12:56:00 PM)

    No need for anger or for fear
    'cause zit put your nose out of joint
    It simply wasn't wanted there
    I hope it got that point. (Report) Reply

  • Freshman - 521 Points John Brown (1/8/2014 7:48:00 AM)

    Have you read mine called, 'I Got Spots'? (Report) Reply

  • Freshman - 521 Points John Brown (1/8/2014 7:46:00 AM)

    Ouch. Self-medicating now eh? The poem made me smile. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, January 6, 2014

Poem Edited: Tuesday, March 25, 2014

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