Bri Edwards Eating Poems

Yes, eating 'cat' can be 'yucky',
but I reserve 'yucky' for eating ducky.
For Peking ducky, freshly-decapitated,
many wait in line, mouths well-salivated,
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When at my mirrored-belly I look,
I remember what my wife does cook.
Or should I have said “does bake”?
Like each pie, croissant, and cake!
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When 4-5 eggs gathered most days we get,
eggs are on the menu, you can bet!

Monday:
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Off you drive, you big, blue-attired, hungry cop,
with your siren & lights on, to the doughnut shop,
…so like a farmyard pig to a trough of porcine slop.
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Peter was the leader of "Peter's Pumpkin Eaters".
They rode from town-to-town on Harleys (two-seaters) .
They worked the "speed-eating circuit" from the Atlantic to the Pacific,
eating mostly pies along the way; some were OK and some terrific.
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If I had a "Pot Belly",
I'd boil my belly in a pot.
Then I'd eat with mint jelly;
I'd eat an awful, awful LOT! !
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This year I have turned 65?
Apparently I’m still alive.
But today will spell the last....
of much to which I’ve held fast.
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I bet all of you have eaten food, using no utensil.
[I wonder if monkeys ever eat, using their tails(-prehensile) ]
Usually I only eat sandwiches, or whole fruits, using just hands, no tools.
After all, my mom taught me all about..... the “proper” (human) eating rules.
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