Bri Edwards Baby Poems

I did not come on my own Mum;

I was in you because your drunken B U M
of an uncle raped you against your will.
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My daughter, Shannon, and her hubby, Andy, may have a child next year.

That they can raise their child without me.... I DO have no fear.
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A baby's first p++p
Causes some consternation;
Open diaper pail!
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Yesterday my wonderful wife told me a (perhaps) little known fact.
She said Mongolian babies are born with green buttocks intact.
Well, it's not that they're intact which was so surprising, but
the vision of green butts caused me to be surmising.
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A baby's first p++p
Causes some consternation;
Open diaper pail!
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