bob eichen Poems

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11.
I Know It's My Mind, But I Want Out!

I am trapped.
In this world.
In this mind.
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12.
My Little Andy Boy

13.
God Kicks Bob In His Achilles' Wiener

A Haiku

Indestructable
That's how I pictured myself
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14.
The Painful Irony Of Ironic Pain

I'm sad today
Sad today
Oh, so very sad today
And yes
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15.
There's No Such Thing

May I help you, sir?
ONE LUNCH, PLEASE.
That'll be $8.99.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE.
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16.
The Defeat Of An Anarchist By Righteous Apathy

I often yell, 'fire! '
in a crowded theater.
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17.
The 12th And Final Avatar Of Trickster

Now having caused so much mischief in the realm of heaven, all the Gods joined together to drive Trickster into the lands of the Mortals.
In the sky, as Eagle, Trickster brought thunder and lightning.
In the sea, as Shark, he summoned the tidal wave.
In the desert, as Tortoise, he brought sandstorm.
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18.
The Witch And The Sun Child

Imagine
Imagine a world
Imagine a life
In shadow
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19.
Trapped By Myself

I am trapped!
In the present
In a present I have made for myself
Behind lies regret
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20.
The 9,649th Sexless Night Of A Married Man

A Haiku

When I got married
I thought I'd have lots of sex
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