Bruce Larkin
Bruce Currently makes his living as a juggler, physicist, and professional mutterer. When Bruce Larkin was 11 years old, he was struck by lighting while riding his unicycle. Even though that lightning bolt stimulated the part of Bruce's brain which writes funny poetry, it also threw him off of a cliff into the wagon of a passing Gypsy caravan. Bruc ...
They say an upset ostrich
Will stick its head in the ground.
That's no way to fix a problem.
It's not how solutions are found.
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‘Twas the night before school starts,
And all through the city,
Parents were filled with joy.
They were downright giddy.
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'I don't mean to be rude',
Said the hungry cannibal,
'But I could go for some finger food.'
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They say that in life,
You have to pay your dues.
I went and joined the circus.
I now shine the clown's shoes.
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Comments
Poetry should be fun and Bruce Larkin makes it so with his words. Thanks a lot, Bruce!
My daughter is a huge Bruce Larkin fan. She is always laughing at the silly poems you create. I have also benefited from A Giant Hopes for Visitors poem when it comes to cleaning time :) Keep them coming!
I asked you to keep posting and you were kind enough to do so. My students say you really are the world's funniest poet. Please keep posting. I could use one poem for each school day.
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8/3/2021 10:27:28 AM # 1.0.0.669
I use your poems all the time in my classroom. They are great! Keep them coming.