Bruce Currently makes his living as a juggler, physicist, and professional mutterer. When Bruce Larkin was 11 years old, he was struck by lighting while riding his unicycle. Even though that lightning bolt stimulated the part of Bruce's brain which writes funny poetry, it also threw him off of a cliff into the wagon of a passing Gypsy caravan. Bruc ...
They say an upset ostrich
Will stick its head in the ground.
That's no way to fix a problem.
It's not how solutions are found.
‘Twas the night before school starts,
And all through the city,
Parents were filled with joy.
They were downright giddy.
'I don't mean to be rude',
Said the hungry cannibal,
'But I could go for some finger food.'