Bruce Larkin

Bruce Larkin
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Bruce Currently makes his living as a juggler, physicist, and professional mutterer. When Bruce Larkin was 11 years old, he was struck by lighting while riding his unicycle. Even though that lightning bolt stimulated the part of Bruce's brain which writes funny poetry, it also threw him off of a cliff into the wagon of a passing Gypsy caravan. Bruce has never seen his family since that day. He is hoping to use his poetry to be reunited with his 23 brothers and sisters. Each of his poems contains a sophisticated code which will hopefully allow Bruce to rejoin his 23 siblings. If you recognize any of the code in these poems, please sit on a bench in Central Park next Tuesday morning at 10am. ... more »

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  • Jasmine Villafane (10/27/2014 10:35:00 AM)

    I use your poems all the time in my classroom. They are great! Keep them coming.

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  • Sheila A. Larkin (10/4/2014 4:35:00 PM)

    Poetry should be fun and Bruce Larkin makes it so with his words. Thanks a lot, Bruce!

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  • Jasmin Lopez (5/28/2014 1:06:00 PM)

    My daughter is a huge Bruce Larkin fan. She is always laughing at the silly poems you create. I have also benefited from A Giant Hopes for Visitors poem when it comes to cleaning time :) Keep them coming!

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  • Waldo Graysoul (9/26/2012 4:57:00 PM)

    I asked you to keep posting and you were kind enough to do so. My students say you really are the world's funniest poet. Please keep posting. I could use one poem for each school day.

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  • Waldo Graysoul (9/13/2012 9:28:00 PM)

    These poems are really funny. Don't stop writing.

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Best Poem of Bruce Larkin

A Sad Love Story

His chances of holding her
Were the same as going to the moon.
There's no happy ending to the story
When a porcupine loves a balloon.

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