Dallin Bruun

I'm so unstable
I mean, I took second in poker last night
and I was pissed because it was 2 in the morning
and it was going to throw my
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I catch myself forming elaborate opinions
glancing at strangers walking to class

and maybe that's why nobody stares
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I remember making my move
you were so young
and cute
sitting there with your family every week at church
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I love our alarm clock
“Mommy, Daddy, it’s time to wake up.”
Cheerios and Chex
Lilly’s family prayer
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there's lots of different lunches and dinners
but I eat one thing for breakfast:
cold cereal
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last night I woke up with a weird headache
like there was a poisonous marble
lodged in my brain
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we wanted to see a 30 acre property
up South Fork Canyon
owned by some rich dude
who we scheduled to meet
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a funny face, a weird noise, a silly dance
all three at once
I love making my kids smile
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there's so many people in the world
and I only care about a few
I just look at the rest
they're funny
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it's so fun to complain
I mean, we're taught not to
but people are most passionate about
their love and their complaints
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I used to make fun of my dad
because he took golf so seriously

then I started playing with my boss
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Utah has two peculiarities:
the cold
and the Mormons
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I'm sitting here alone
on a massage chair
I bought Sarah for Christmas
she cried because I spent too much
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the cruise itinerary
on our last night in the Caribbean
said 'Adult Scavenger Hunt'
with this disclaimer:
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as I step off my lawn
and head west on the sidewalk
into the cold night
first thing I see is Orion
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I know we're supposed to be nice and all
but most people eventually bother me
and I'm sure I bother them
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screw iambic pentameter
stuttering in print
if Shakespeare were alive today
he'd probably be in Hollywood
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my friend posted the following on Facebook today:

Guys are like the In and Out Burger menu
Girls are like the Cheesecake Factory menu
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I still like to play with cars
especially hangers
which I pretend are a part car
part ski thing
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