David Threadgold

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  • Raina (11/25/2019 3:25:00 AM)

    Poems are really superb.. Any other poems related to sports

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  • zachary (5/4/2018 3:47:00 PM)

    The David Threadgold peoms are always the best, espescially this one

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  • zachary (5/4/2018 3:34:00 PM)

    Hi, these poems are really good, did he make any other sports poems.

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Best Poem of David Threadgold

.5. A Colourful Day

My pinstripe suit sits waiting
Freshly cleaned and neatly pressed
For a most important meeting
Where I need to look my best

I rise before the clock can ring
To wake me from my sleep
My brain was working through the night
And rest does not come cheap

A wash & shave a brush of teeth
Cool waters cleared my head
I fumbled for my best shampoo
But got blue bleach instead

As normal I used plenty
It didn’t lather well
I put another handful on
And then I got the smell

My hair was turning orange
A face all blue but duller
I didn’t ...

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.4. All Flushed

Out in the depth of the country
Before all the houses had sewers
The toilets were way down the garden
With newspaper squares hung on skewers

It stunk in the middle of summer
With hundreds of bluebottle flies
That swarmed when you lifted the lid off
To give you a nasty surprise