Elena Plotkin

Everytime I find myself in hot soup, I think I'm going to go crackers.

I feel like a woman without a country who still has to pay taxes.

I'd rather marry for money and divorce for love than marry for love and divorce for money.

Those who spurn knowledge are doomed to learn things the hard way!

Words with words. Fists with fists.

Even on the road less traveled you'll find yourself stuck in traffic.

Even a home run isn't counted as a home run unless you reached homeplate.

The man of my dreams is someone who is still there for me when I wake up.

You can't build a house from the roof.

People tend to learn from their mistakes after they make them not before.

'Do you know what the difference is the an old wife and a young ]'wife 'An old wife knows when she is being lied to.'

With this pandemic, the year 2020 will ironically be the year of hindsight.

You can't give a blind person a flashlight and tell them lead the the way.

Marriage is like a ketchup bottle. Even when you think it's empty, there's still something you can squeeze out of it.

Marriage is like a puzzle. Every single piece of it is important.