Herbert Nehrlich Poems

He was an altruist
though didn't know
the meaning of the word.
Gave fruits and vegetables
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One foot immersed
the plan rehearsed,
then off at speed
to do the deed.
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Yes, He gave the nod,
to the two of you then
and he found it not odd
he'd created these men
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There once was a poet named Turner.
He was kind and a rather quick learner.
Then he tempted his fate
when he stayed for debate
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Though the timing is rather uncanny,
Happy Birthday, I say, poet Danny.
On another year's crest
it may BE for the best
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We'd been inside that place,
La Louvre, wow we said,
again and yet again, and there
she was, like in the story book,
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A cockatoo named Elsevier
had sipped some of his master's beer.
The alcohol had warmed his heart,
he thought it would be very smart
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They say that in Seattle snot
runs out of noses quite a lot.
The weather is, well rather shitty
which, in a way, may be a pity.
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I shall drink your wine
take away your food,
deprive you of shelter
and dry up your well.
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I think it may be rather odd
that no one knows the real God.
Elusive, yes, for centuries
and overseeing miseries,
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