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A Cock Named Elsevier

A cockatoo named Elsevier
had sipped some of his master's beer.
The alcohol had warmed his heart,
he thought it would be very smart
to raid the Bar for Jägermeister.

His boss who was a lawyer-shyster
would not be home for many hours.
He was a bird with special powers
and turned the cabinet's gold key,
then switched on lights so he could see.
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K K 07 March 2007
LOL! ! ! I had a good laugh with this one! ! KK
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Karen A. 13 April 2006
Haha! ! Loved it! I used to work for Elseiver.. really! The actual company! ! LOL... Great piece!
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Egal Bohen 05 August 2005
Brilliantly constructed poetical masterpiece that is also fun - how refreshing! Egal Bohen
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Mahnaz Zardoust-Ahari 02 August 2005
I'm sure the bird had a good time regardless...lol! Good one Herbert!
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