The greatest football catch got caught
By Odell Beckham, rookie pro.
He had run down the field a lot
To try to catch a real long throw.
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My barber to my question said,
When I asked for a good cut new,
Becuz it's on the same old head,
'No miracle that I can do.'
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The U.S.A. powers that be
Insist on fighting wars that cost
Less battlefield fatality,
But more living soldiers be lost.
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Urban centers are labs to try
Better ways to deal with packed life.
Bugs can become a solver - why?
Becuz bugs could ease human strife.
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A tawny frogmouth bird I be.
Lincoln Park Zoo is where I perch.
Australia, originally,
My kind call home - I did research.
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I am a howler monkey who
Hangs out with my extra long tail,
Here home at the Lincoln Park Zoo.
Named for my howl that's off the scale.
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I am a hump winged grig - a guy,
A cricket like insect who sings
For sex with gal grigs. First time I
Have two sets of 'get the gal' wings.
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Astronomers on Earth refine
The ways and means to calculate
The infinite light years that shine
To us at a forever rate.
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Used enhancement device for sale.
The platform top made of fine oak,
Original finish detail,
Slight damage from some water soak.
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This year the Santa sleigh will be
Powered by solar and the wind.
It's time to be ecofriendly.
Message, Santa's P.R. did send.
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