Ima Ryma Poems

Plastic surgery - had so much,
I'm mistaken for Tupperware.
But my Doc has that magic touch.
I pick my nose when I am there.
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A slow loris primate I be
From Asia where I do roam slow,
So humans easily grab me
For human weirdness - doncha know!
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Bachelor gorillas show off
At the pad in Lincoln Park Zoo.
We really do not care for golf,
But love to wrestle - yep we do!
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The greatest football catch got caught
By Odell Beckham, rookie pro.
He had run down the field a lot
To try to catch a real long throw.
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When human children learn to talk,
So many questions children ask.
One that always comes as a shock,
'Where did I come from? ' Dread the task
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Astronomers on Earth refine
The ways and means to calculate
The infinite light years that shine
To us at a forever rate.
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My barber to my question said,
When I asked for a good cut new,
Becuz it's on the same old head,
'No miracle that I can do.'
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The U.S.A. powers that be
Insist on fighting wars that cost
Less battlefield fatality,
But more living soldiers be lost.
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Urban centers are labs to try
Better ways to deal with packed life.
Bugs can become a solver - why?
Becuz bugs could ease human strife.
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Used enhancement device for sale.
The platform top made of fine oak,
Original finish detail,
Slight damage from some water soak.
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