Joe Rosochacki


Joe Rosochacki Poems

1. A Dead Hand 5/6/2009
2. A Do-Over Again? 5/8/2009
3. A Great Greek Tragedy 5/12/2009
4. A Guiding Light Is No More 5/3/2009
5. A New Low For Air Transport 5/4/2009
6. A Peasant Girl Who Left Poland 4/1/2011
7. A Penny For Your Thoughts 5/5/2009
8. A Record Breaking No Deal 5/6/2009
9. A Shoulder To Cry On 9/30/2014
10. A Stand-Up Priest 5/9/2009
11. A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 5/7/2009
12. A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze 9/15/2009
13. A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 5/3/2009
14. Abercrombie & Fitch 6/27/2009
15. Acid Reflux Anyone 5/9/2009
16. All Hallows Evening 5/9/2009
17. Aloha And Good Riddance 7/31/2010
18. Am I Nuts Or What? 10/20/2011
19. America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 5/8/2009
20. Amy Winehouse Who? 8/6/2011
21. Another Change Of Seasons 9/5/2013
22. Another One Bites The Dust 2/17/2014
23. Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not 5/12/2009
24. Are You Experienced? 5/5/2009
25. Area 51 8/17/2013
26. At Least It's Not A Jonestown 5/22/2011
27. B(S) P Oil Aka Bull Sh&&Ing Pri&Ks Or How To Make Gaia Bleed 6/17/2010
28. Bad Idea! 6/28/2015
29. Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 5/9/2009
30. Banking On Getting A New Mattress? 6/10/2009
31. Bat Masterson 12/13/2009
32. Bearly A Cereal Killer 5/6/2009
33. Bee-Atch Is Back 5/8/2009
34. Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 5/9/2009
35. Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 5/2/2009
36. Bend Me Shape Me (A Parody Dedicated To The Apple Iphone 6) 9/26/2014
37. Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 5/7/2009
38. Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 5/8/2009
39. Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 5/11/2009
40. Birds Of A Feather, F$#k Together Or Gertrude And Heathcliff, Where Are You? 11/27/2010
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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