Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki Poems

361. Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 5/9/2009
362. Pants On The Ground! 1/14/2010
363. Paris Went To Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 5/12/2009
364. Paterson Made History 5/3/2009
365. Pawn Shop 5/14/2009
366. Pbr, Colt 45, Old Milwaukee, Schlitz, And Even Lonestar Beer, Oh My! 9/27/2014
367. Pentecostalism Could Be A Death Sentence 8/17/2009
368. Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 5/10/2009
369. Personal Foul 11/10/2011
370. Peterson 5/8/2009
371. Peterson, Jazz Piano At It’s Finest 5/14/2009
372. Pin-Up Gals 5/14/2009
373. Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 5/7/2009
374. Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation 9/3/2009
375. Please Don’t Squeeze 5/14/2009
376. Pontiac G Oing T O (Be) O Ut 4/30/2009
377. Pope Francis Is Turning Heads 10/29/2014
378. Poppies, Gas Warfare And The Green Fields Of France 7/18/2009
379. Pot Luck Lunch 5/12/2009
380. Praise God For That Touchdown (Only If You Are Christian?) 9/30/2014
381. Prefix To Ww Iii 9/6/2013
382. President Obama Gets A Lecture From Be-Be Unworkable Sung To Tune Unforgettable 5/21/2011
383. Presidential Race-Mania Match No.1 5/14/2009
384. Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 4/30/2009
385. Price For Freedom 5/2/2009
386. Promiseland Television Network Or (Mike) Simons Says 'Buy This Over Rated Anti-Oxidant Juice For $40.00 A Bottle! ' 2/27/2010
387. Queer Eye For The Fast Ball 12/3/2011
388. R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 5/7/2009
389. Rats Got My Kid 5/14/2009
390. Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again 5/1/2009
391. Read, Red Wine 5/2/2009
392. Red Lobster Tonight 5/1/2009
393. Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain 5/8/2009
394. Revolution 11/21/2011
395. Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 5/14/2009
396. Rip Richard Onaga 6/22/2011
397. Rocky Raccoon-Ish 5/14/2009
398. Rocky The Fighting Squirrel 5/2/2014
399. 'Roger That'! 7/6/2009
400. Roman Polanski: What Is There To Debate? Whether Rape Is Rape-Rape? 10/2/2009
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Ivory Snow Soap

Marilyn Chambers, the fair maiden who donned the box cover of Ivory Snow,
The soap was 99 44/100% pure”.
Her movies that she made weren’t that for sure.
She graced the cover on the box holding her commercial kid,
Later she discard her clothes, make pornographic movies and lo
And behold
She made more,
And from the grace that was almost pure,

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