Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki Poems

361. Ode To The Bird 4/30/2009
362. Ode To Tmz 5/1/2009
363. Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, Where Art Thou Iphone? 8/4/2009
364. Oh No They Di’int! 9/26/2009
365. Oh Oh Rios! 5/15/2009
366. 'Oh! Oh! Jiminy Crickets! ' 7/4/2009
367. Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 7/7/2009
368. Oh-Oh “ojo” 8/4/2009
369. Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 5/7/2009
370. One “change” For Drug Names 5/4/2009
371. One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 5/1/2009
372. One Small Error For Nasa*, A Giant Blunder For All Of Mankind 7/20/2009
373. Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 5/14/2009
374. Open Wide 5/14/2009
375. Operator 5/6/2009
376. Oscar, Bert And Ernie 5/14/2009
377. Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 5/5/2009
378. Oy Vay Maria 5/1/2009
379. Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 5/9/2009
380. Pants On The Ground! 1/14/2010
381. Paris Went To Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 5/12/2009
382. Paterson Made History 5/3/2009
383. Pawn Shop 5/14/2009
384. Pbr, Colt 45, Old Milwaukee, Schlitz, And Even Lonestar Beer, Oh My! 9/27/2014
385. Pentecostalism Could Be A Death Sentence 8/17/2009
386. Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 5/10/2009
387. Personal Foul 11/10/2011
388. Peterson 5/8/2009
389. Peterson, Jazz Piano At It’s Finest 5/14/2009
390. Pin-Up Gals 5/14/2009
391. Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 5/7/2009
392. Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation 9/3/2009
393. Please Don’t Squeeze 5/14/2009
394. Pontiac G Oing T O (Be) O Ut 4/30/2009
395. Pope Francis Is Turning Heads 10/29/2014
396. Poppies, Gas Warfare And The Green Fields Of France 7/18/2009
397. Pot Luck Lunch 5/12/2009
398. Praise God For That Touchdown (Only If You Are Christian?) 9/30/2014
399. Prefix To Ww Iii 9/6/2013
400. President Obama Gets A Lecture From Be-Be Unworkable Sung To Tune Unforgettable 5/21/2011
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

"Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May.

The United States Postal Service is running out of money to operate.
My dad was a postal clerk in Hamtramck, Michigan, zone 12,
Before the use of zip codes, yes I am that old,
Zip codes were enacted by the time I was eight.
One of the Postal branches in New York City has; neither snow…..,
Though, - the US Postal officially has no motto.
My dad went on a strike back when the US Postal System was run by the government,
It was called a wild cat strike,
He feared for his job but the union "wanted" him to strike for better pay,
I believe he was making ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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