Joe Rosochacki


Joe Rosochacki Poems

161. Great Grandma Got Run Over By Reindeer (Not Really She Was Tasered Bv A Texas Sheriff) 10/4/2014
162. Great Value Brands-A Jaw Bone Of A Rat! Or Ratatouille In My Veggies 12/22/2009
163. Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 5/16/2009
164. Guess Who’s Coming To Worship 12/2/2011
165. Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? 11/27/2009
166. Hail Mary Full Of Whaaaat? 8/29/2009
167. Hair 5/16/2009
168. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 7/17/2010
169. Haiti 1/14/2010
170. Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 5/4/2009
171. Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 5/11/2009
172. Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 5/16/2009
173. Hanson Windows On 9-11-01 9/11/2009
174. Happy Birthday Hubble 4/24/2010
175. Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 5/4/2009
176. Hello Norma Jean 6/1/2009
177. Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 5/11/2009
178. Helplessly Homeless 5/16/2009
179. Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 5/4/2009
180. Hey There Barbie Girl! 8/24/2009
181. Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees Aka Get That Monkey Of My Back 5/16/2009
182. Himiko 5/5/2009
183. His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 5/4/2009
184. Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 7/21/2009
185. Homo Erectus 5/16/2009
186. Honestly Officer, The Horse Must Be Drunk! Or But Wait, Wasn'T The Horse A Designated Driver? 12/10/2009
187. Hong Kong Shanghaid By Beijing's Great Firewall Wall 9/29/2014
188. Hoodwinked! 11/7/2009
189. Horny High School Musical I Or An Adolescent Male's Disneyland In Brooklyn 12/12/2009
190. How I'D Love To Be An Oscar Mayer Weiner.. 6/3/2011
191. How The East Was Won 5/16/2009
192. Hugs Not Slugs 5/16/2009
193. Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 5/15/2009
194. Hypocrite 3/28/2015
195. I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 6/30/2009
196. I Do Recall Firestone Tires 7/2/2009
197. I Don’t Recall 5/7/2009
198. I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 5/15/2009
199. I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 5/15/2009
200. I Hope That’ll You Will Get A Charge Out This One 12/10/2013
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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You'Re Deep Cow Urine

“Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? ”
Do you do Mountain Dew? That was what they asked people in India, before a group of investors spoke about the bovine brew. Oh my gosh,

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