Pete's car was being chased by a large German Shepherd dog.
The dog jumped on Pete's car and left some scratches.
Pete decided that he was going to teach the German Shepherd a lesson.
He had his son's Little League baseball bat in his car.
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Mark was sixteen years old.
When she came into his life.
She was very sleek.
She was a real beauty and boy did she shine.
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It was very pitiful
How Gavin could be so deceitful.
Elaine thought that he and she were chill.
But he couldn't stop playing the field.
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Little Daphne started to skip.
While eating a bag of Lay's Potato Chips.
The autumn wind began to blow.
And the leaves put on a dance show.
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Grandpa Jack still got a kick.
Out of tipping his hat to senior chicks.
Grandpa Jack was old school.
And he was nobody's fool.
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She left him a tortured soul.
In his heart there was a hole.
He hid out like a mole.
Waiting for his life to unfold.
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She waves goodbye.
Knowing that he might die.
Because he is off to fight a war.
Going to a land so far.
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This is pure reality.
Edmund didn't have a disability.
But he loved to walk with a gold handle walking stick.
Because he thought that it impressed chicks.
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How far would she run for love?
Would she run a mile?
Would she run five miles?
Running was not her style.
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Passion rose at midnight.
The lust feeling he could not fight.
He asked her to turn off the lights.
He planned on humping her all through the night.
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