Playful Sweetheart Poem by Lamar Cole

Pete's car was being chased by a large German Shepherd dog.
The dog jumped on Pete's car and left some scratches.
Pete decided that he was going to teach the German Shepherd a lesson.
He had his son's Little League baseball bat in his car.
He stopped the car and got out to slug the dog.
The dog became angry and bit him several times.
As Pete lay in the hospital.
The dog's owner told Pete.
That the dog was normally just a big old playful sweetheart.