matthew harris Poems

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1.
Jihad Donald Trump Style

The tattered glory of America, now heats up
with agitation poised to strike on the brink
sans arty choked Jerusalem legislation incites humiliation,
which goads desecration fete accompli chink
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2.
Argh, I Ne'er Got Muffin Top Before - Why Now! ?

Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in the mein
included an assortment of chow.
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3.
Jist Oxen Ya To Bull Heaven Me - Yoke Hay?

Whit dat tight till - say
yes, aye wool thank ewe
mooch at least for today
hoof fully (this mare reed Joe Kerr)
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4.
Howami? Hmm... Good Question,

Still recuperating two days
since undergoing colonoscopy procedure,
(six thirty a.m. January 24th,2023)
which results yielded
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5.
My Changed Body Dysmorphia

Incrementally corporeal essence,
heretofore i.e. figurative spare
tire of mine, doth elicit despair
daily appall, thus I air
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6.
Yours Truly A Tried And True Philly Buster

Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high horse,
which doubles up as my Plymouth Duster
analogous to General George Armstrong Custer
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7.
Absolute Deafening Silence...

during and after a moderate snowfall
today January 19th,2024,
within Southeastern Pennsylvania
and elsewhere across the Eastern Seaboard,
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8.
Ace Colonoscopy Doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich

revisited January 23rd,2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris) ,
a stand up comic wannabe, who
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9.

honored at freedom fĂȘte

Even if I happened to coordinate event
and nobody but yours truly (me)
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10.
The Magic Bed

Written November 7th,2017
when another (anointed as lucky lady)
resident renter bequeathed her bed
prior to that unexpected altruistic cred
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