Headache Backache Heartache
Too Hot With Windows Open
Too Cold With Air Conditioning
I Keep Trying to Unlock
The Front Door with My
Car Key

I’ve Got New Shoes
(They don’t go with my shirt)
I’ve Got New Hair
(It doesn’t match my life)
I’ve Got New Tunes
(They don’t go with my headache)

Pardon me,
I’m a little off