The Hebrew language
has such sacred power
that you shouldn't sing it
in the bath or shower.
This compassionate concession:
you're still allowed to hum
any music that you fancy
while you're soaping your, er, tum.
Though some would say with Mendelssohn -
that a 'song without words'
is the bathroom equivalent
of a **** without ****s
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem