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12 Steps Of Bad Poets Anonymous

1. I recognize that I’ve written more trash than anything worthwhile,
And I’m therefore committed to change my ludicrous lifestyle.

2. I give my life up to the Bottle to grant me genius that I miss
And beg forgiveness of bad poets whose asses that I used to kiss.

3. For I’m powerless without it - the mighty strength of Alcohol -
That gives me boundless inspiration, while sitting in a toilet stall.

4. No matter how great the effort, I cannot write a goddamned thing

Without my daily meditation with an alcoholic drink.
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