When did I last have a biscuit?
It seems such a long time ago
My barrel is lacking its contents
This diet is going so slow
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He! He! He! Lovely piece. I'm still laughing over this one. Wonderful stuff. You have lifted up my afternoon. Love and hugs Ernestine XXX
oh noooo... this is hilarious. Just been discussing the need to lose a few - I shall be thinking of this poem in a couple of weeks! Good one :)