4 Kilo's Of Pure Heroin... Poem by Shaun Cronick
4 Kilo's Of Pure Heroin...
Rating: ★5.0
Today outside Tescos supermarket,
As I left, carrying 2 rolls of toilet paper,
A shifty looking chap approached me,
And blatantly offered me,
4 kilos of pure heroin,
For my newly purchased 2 toilet rolls.
I refused and sent him packing.
But, then I wondered,
If I bought toilet paper from,
Asda's, Aldi or Lidl,
Would I be offered a better deal?
Thursday, March 19, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: satire
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4/26/2024 5:38:58 PM # 1.0.0.1119
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