Randy Johnson


A Date With Pamela Anderson - Poem by Randy Johnson

I met Pamela Anderson and we went on a date.
She was very becoming and everything went great.
It was an honor to date this star.
I made her forget about Tommy Lee and it wasn't hard.

When I first asked her out, she decided to resist.
But at the end of our date she and I kissed.
As I popped the question, I got down on one knee and begged.
And you're most likely aware that I'm pulling your leg.


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  • (8/30/2019 5:06:00 AM)

    I enjoyed this work it was a fun read. I Love the flow of words n the ending it was beautifuly done (Report)Reply

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  • (9/4/2005 5:09:00 AM)

    Very gentlemanly behaviour. It can't be fun keeping up a bold public front. (Report)Reply

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  • (9/3/2005 5:45:00 PM)

    Good for you! The feminist movement made it nearly impossible for men to 'appreciate' women's physical virtues....glad to see some still have the balls to do so! (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, September 3, 2005

Poem Edited: Saturday, April 15, 2006


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