Woman: Mark, do you love me?
Man: Define ‘love'
W: What do you think it means?
M: Oh, I know this. Love means never having to say you're sorry
W: Wait a second, didn't we just see 'Love Story' last week?
M: Bummer of an ending, no?
W: Yeah, it…hey, that's not the point! You took that line from the movie!
M: What, so I can't use it? I didn't know there were any rules
W: First of all, it's a ridiculous line. Second, even if it weren't, how do you explain never apologizing to me for anything before hearing it?
M: Maybe I instinctively knew it. Did you ever think about that?
W: I've always apologized to you when I've done something wrong!
M: Well, maybe you don't love me, then
W: How come you haven't committed to me yet? Explain that
M: Ah, babe, you know I'm kinda nervous about the whole committment thing after the hell I went through with my ex. You know these things take time
W: That was four years ago!
M: What is four years in the grand scheme of things?
W: Suddenly I'm dating an existentialist. Whatever. But you do love me, right?
M: Of course, you know I do
W: Do I? Name some things you love about me
M: Easy: your passion.
W: Really? Aw, that's sweet
M: Yup…I've never been with someone as passionate as you in bed
W: Wow, I should have seen that coming. Ok, so I'm good in bed. What else?
M: No one prepares a poker table like you do. The guys always marvel at the arrangement
W: Putting out the refreshments is an ‘arrangement? '
M: And a beautiful arrangment, at that. Oh, and you always make sure the house smells good. I really love that. What is it, Apple Spice Febreze?
W: So I'm basically a maid that sleeps with you, is that what you're saying?
M: Oh, boy, here we go again. Listen, if you weren't happy, you wouldn't be here, would you?
W: Je ne sais pas
M: Come again?
W: It's French for ‘I don't know'
M: Since when do you know French?
W: Since last year! You picked me up from classes, remember? !
M: I thought that was pottery. You sure it was French?
W: Am I sure? ! Your sister took pottery in camp…seven years ago!
M: Oh, that's right. She was good, too
W: Listen, I'm going to bed. If you can't find one good reason why I should stay with you by morning, I'm just packing my stuff and leaving
M: Ok, I understand. So, wait, does that mean no sex tonight?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.I would like to translate this poem