A Fashionista Provides A Witness Statement Poem by Sheena Blackhall

The suspect was wearing Balenciagas platform crocs
She had a pair of Yves Saint Laurent chain tassel earrings
The tattoo artist Bang Bang had drawn a little swallow on her ankle
Her hair was pulled back with a Prada hairband
Her face was moist with Le Micro-Caviar de Rose
The ultimate potion in skin regeneration
Her choice of clothing was faultless
A Valentino crimson dress with a belt, I swear, by Chanel
She'd a Versace blazer, a Louis Vuitton monogram shawl on her shoulders
I'm sure her metallic tights had the Fendi label
Her handbag was Dolcegabbana, I'm sure of that
Other points of interest? Burberry sunglasses
A hint of Givenchy perfume
What were his physical features?
Heavens darling, I can't remember THAT!