A Narcissist's Prayer Poem by Randy McClave

That really didn't happen
And if it really did,
It wasn't probably that bad
And then may the Lord forbid.
And if it was that bad
Then it's not that big of a deal,
You can always walk it off
And then forget it for real.
And if it was that bad
Then its not anyone's fault,
And if it was because of me
You could've of said halt.
And if I did
And I was one that caused the conflict,
Then I will tell you this
You most likely then did deserve it.

Randy L. McClave