A Shrew Poem by Deluke Muwanigwa

A shrew

A shrew drew a few sheep away from mules
He hewed wood in dew, mules though few, kicked sheep
The sheep went baahaa!
Mules chasing them far
He stopped hewing wood went shew! shoo! shew!

A shrew

Phineas drew a knife to fend off another crew
He forgot his knife when he slept in dew
He drew a cigarette lighter, the shrew that is Phineas
Without fear he threatened "Move another step and i will skin your thin ass! "

A shrew

A-very entertaining character
S-ure to always be a caricature
H-old on to your comic seats
R-epeats gaffes like a heart beat
E-njoys notoriety through and through
W-e affectionately call him a shrew