Phil Soar

Gold Star - 51,317 Points (28.06.1952)

Ahoy There! - Poem by Phil Soar

The look-out in the birds nest shouted "Ahoy" all the time
He had Tourette's and a dirty vest
And his eyesight wasn't fine
They told him that he shouldn't shout
Unless he had spotted land
He held his hand out just to wave,
And a Gull shat on his hand.

It wasn't his day.

Topic(s) of this poem: funny, nonsense

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, January 28, 2016

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