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Rating: 4.4
I must get onto Facebook,
And share my every whim;
Tell people when I've had a shit,
Or just been down the Gym;
I'd open up my heart and soul,
And spread eternal joy;
And tell the world how much I wanked,
When I was just a boy.

Id fill my site with Happy Thoughts,
And even product placing,
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Friday, July 25, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: funny
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COMMENTS
Subhojit Kar 04 May 2017
Asserting your uniqueness and individuality using sarcasm and wit. A great piece.
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Daniel Jones 06 March 2017
many of the reasons i quit Facebook 2 months ago, great poem, made me laugh. thanks again Phil
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So true and o so funny...but I'm very careful about my postings, ,
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Warden Vukeya 19 October 2016
wow, I never thought so much could be said about Facebook. This is a real talent.
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Manonton Dalan 19 January 2016
hehehehhehe...if you share your food pictures they'll love you too
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Margaret O Driscoll 18 January 2016
Gave me a good laugh, must have been fun to write too! ! ! !
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Rajnish Manga 20 November 2015
Very thought provoking. I have not been a part of Facebook or twitter because there is nothing to update and nothing to wait for. Thanks.
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Thomas Plotz 19 November 2015
I Do declare, that I don't share, My feelings, thoughts and deeds - except here, thanks for sharing Phil.
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Howard Mcdougal 08 September 2015
A fun piece to read, too much truth, thanks for sharing
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John Brown 01 September 2015
This made me chuckle. My kind of poetry.
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