All I Want For Christmas Are My Two Front Teeth! ! ! (December 3rd,2020) Poem by DM W

All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth!
Both my crowns have now come out and I am in
Serious pain! Yet when I try to book an
Appointment no- one seems to answer the phone.
The rest has been a comedy of errors.
Such are the whims ofmodern procedures.
Today, I finally received an answer.
And I'm now going to visit the dentist
Next Monday at precisely 2.30..
Seriously... tooth hurty? ! ! One couldn't make
That one up if one tried a million times.
All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth!