Oh Bacon
Oh Bacon
How I love you!
So fat
So salty
So perfectly delicious!
I can't imagine life without you
I know you'll kill me one day
But you're worth it!
Oh Mary
Bloody Mary
Don't be jealous of bacon
You know that
Deep down
I love you too!
Love this poem. Love bacon and Bloody Marys, too. Connection there?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Bob & Alex: Hey, you got me there. I didn’t think of serenading my three b’s. butter, bacon, and beer. Bloody Mary is the next best thing. And, what’s with the two of you? Siamese twins? Ha, ha! But I do like your stuff. Sort of abstract with a twist of irony.