Annoyance Poem by Nancy Chambers

Robocalls, telemarketers,
Someone phoning just as the TV reveals "who done it"
People droning on about global warming
Drones
Twitter, tweets
Weather forecasting "the storm of the century"
Products that don't live up to their hype
Warranties that expire the day before the product breaks
Constant upgrades
The need to reboot
Unsolicited opinions
Know-it-alls
Hypochondriacs
Doctors without answers
"Let's order some tests and see a specialist"
"Oh and here's a "PEZ " dispenser with antidepressants"
Gives new meaning to "Take 2 and call in the morning"
No wonder they only practice medicine!
So what's bugging you?
Is anybody listening?
Guess I'll go annoy Siri and Alexa