Asking For A Friend Poem by Randy McClave

She's looking for a 90 year old rich man
Marrying him off would be her plan,
An older man who is looking for a wife
To help a woman with her worries and strife.
She's single and she is poor and all alone
She doesn't care if he constantly coughs with a moan
And she doesn't care if he can barely walk
Or even if it's hard for him to talk.
She doesn't care at all about his looks
Or if he doesn't enjoy reading books,
She doesn't care how tall he is or how much he weighs
Or how much taxes he pays.
She wants a rich man to say, "I do"
And so she can say, "I love you too! "
She wants a man whose to tired to exercise or to play golf
Preferably a man with a terrible cough.
She's impatiently waiting to take his last name
So, on the marriage license and on the insurance policies the names the same,
She hopes to know about him before the weekend
P.s she's asking for a friend.

Randy L. McClave