AT HOME WITH THE HAMLETS(for me auld pal Al)
To pee or not to pee
that is...the vexation.
Whether anything could be horribler
than this tiny trickle of pee
in the wee wee
hours of the night.
'It delights
not me! '
he mumbles sleepily.
Each dropp of urine
wrung from him
like blood
from a stone.
God damn
this prostate!
Ophelia
overwrought
being overweight
turns and takes
all the bedclothes
to her side
of the bed
leaving Ham
in the cold.
She farts gently
smiles softly to her self.
The rest
is silence.
:))) true classic idillic picture :)) It made me laugh aloud. Pardon :)) She farts gently smiles softly to her self. Ophelia overwrought being overweight turns and takes all the bedclothes
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
a gem from the bard of kildare! you gonna perform this when next in stratford i wonder?