Bliving Life With Barry Poem by Barry A. Lanier

Bliving Life With Barry



Please don't call people idiots! Insulting all of us
stupid people in the world. We have feelings you
know, You know people say my ex-wife made me
a millionare. I was a multi-millionare before I met her.
But I'm happy. You know love is such a long, enchanting,
sweet dream, and then there is the alarm clock, marriage.
But, I decided I was going to get it right the second time
around. After the divorce, I put an ad in the paper, 'Wife
Wanted, ' and the next day I received 142 e-mails. All of the
replies except for two said, 'You can have mine! '. But this
wasn't right so I prescribed myself a subscription to an internet
dating and matchmaking service. So delighted, I found myself
a lovely Ukrainian wife and we're getting along real fine. She
can't speak English yet, but it's only been a year and I am very
optimistic. In this marriage I figure if I'm always the flame, I can't
get burned. Reminding us all to be yourself, for there are enough
of the other people. Well, so tired, and ready for bed, so this is about
all for today's edition of 'Living Life With Barry'. See you next week
for my next edition. Keep the passion flowing, the peas in the pot,
and the ham cooking.

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