Beware Of The Bride Tribes (And Stag Doos Too) ! Poem by DM W

Please be very wary of the fabled bride tribes:
Sadly coming soon to a city near you.
Watch them empty all the streets with their inane shrieks!
Watch them trample all over style and etiquette!
Watch these painted fools as they drink themselves stupid!
As for all the crude stag dos, they are even worse!
Could we perhaps put these people on an island?
And then we can all breathe a huge sigh of relief!