Bible Thumpers And Fuzzy Bumpers Poem by Chuy Amante
Bible Thumpers And Fuzzy Bumpers
Rating: ★5.0
Once I saw a Bible come to life
after years of thumping
it had enough
It started jumping
and well battered my wife
How much thumping can it take?
Before it's jumping
and a swing it takes!
Friday, August 1, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: religion
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
This is stolen from what I heard a guy say once
He said, ' you know that Bible you've been thumping
all these years, well it is about to turn around and
bear the shit out of you!
He said, ' you know that Bible you've been thumping
all these years, well it is about to turn around and
bear the shit out of you!
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Neela Nath Das
01 August 2014
So sweet dear bro! Throw out the spring if it keeps on jumping.
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5/4/2024 7:01:38 PM # 1.0.0.1119
My aunt used to hit me with the bible when she would babysit me and my sister. If we didn't eat all the peas in the banquet brand chicken pot pie she would microwave for us. WHACK! Right in the back of my skull- I think I felt Judges 3: 22 fall out once when she did that. I even told her about it and she told my mom to use a bar of soap on me that night. So I took a shower and it was horrible.