The prolixity of the Badgers
with regard to her dead husbands,
so irked Richard when he moved to share their roof
and train to be a surgeon, that,
though I have no proof,
instead of calling them 'first' and 'second',
he found 'Number 1' and '2'
more fecund,
and a pee became a 'Captain Swosser'
and the Professor 'Dingo poo'.
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