Your head is like a bowling ball
I'm very sorry to say!
But if I put my two fingers in your eyes
And one in your nose
I know you'd roll so well!
Without a smidge of hair
I know you must feel so naked
But please don't fret
I'll lend you some hair from the bottom of my neck!
Life can be cruel to those in physical need
But losing one's hair ain't so bad
Compared to losing your mind
So be proud of your dome
Cause it's your uppermost apex
But please don't attempt to
Change it!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
...Enjoyably vulgar!