Brilliant, Sexy, Married, Jewish, Generic Poem by gershon hepner

When young and old girls who’re resilient,
are searching for a man who’s brilliant,
and get a touch of apoplexy
because no one they meet is sexy,
you think, if they are being shrewish,
they must need someone who is Jewish,
with ardor, since they are not arid,
for male males who’re Jewish and are married;
such married men generically
are guaranteed venerically
to hit the spot. That’s why we Hebes
are in demand by memsahibs,
who do not all, of course, describe
themselves as members of our tribe,
and why, though I’m not brilliant, I
succeed sometimes to satisfy
the brilliant, Jewish, sexy needs
of such girls with generic deeds,
facilitating serial
adultery, venereal
as they, while equal to the task
these memsahibs from Hebes may ask.


7/1/08