Thong Poem by gershon hepner

Thong

Rating: 3.5


Of almost bare, the derriere
of women wearing underwear
that covers little, I would sing,
and thongs that are designed to cling
to buttocks closer than a panty,
no longer scandalous though scanty.

As with impunity I peek,
I glimpse the glory of a cheek
that's framed by threads that grace the groin
and turn it into tenderloin,
for less is more and life is merrier
when thin lines hemisect the derriere.

6/8/99

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It's hilarious

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Adryan Barnathan 12 November 2005

Very cheeky Gershon~ Loved the rhythm and enthusiasm........!

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Max Reif 21 July 2005

Those are really clever rhymes. Ogden Nash would approve (he who wrote, 'The one-L lama, he's a priest, The two-L llama, he's a beast, And I would bet a silk pajama, There isn't any 3-l lllama.') I think yours is better!

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Kathleen Paul-Flanagan 21 July 2005

I'm still laughing! Clever stuff!

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ha ha ha! i love this! very clever and well said! Jake

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