Brothers Inventions Poem by PATRICIA DOBROSIPEARSON

Jane Doze - My Brothers Inventions


Hi, I'm Jane Doze and I have a story for you...


My dad is an inventor. He has made some of the neatest things. For example, my dad made a miniature golf course in the backyard. The cats would poop in his sand pit. It made him so mad! So, he hooked the sprinklers up to the motion detector lights. Now, when the lights go on, so do the sprinklers. Pure Genius. We have wet cats all over the neighborhood.

My brother wanted to be an inventor, just like my dad. He started out small. Tried to get us to try his salt on sauerkraut. Nope! He even tried to get us to drink his catsup milk. (He is allergic to chocolate milk.) I said to him, ' If it's so good, why don't you drink it? ' He did. Then he ran into the bathroom and got sick.

My brother is not an inventor yet. He should stay away from food and drink inventions. I do give him credit for trying. Maybe next time Bro.


Moral to the story: Don't drink your Brothers Inventions.