By Night I'm John Travolta By Day I'm Stephen Fry Poem by Mark Heathcote

It's Tipsy ‘o'clock and I'm ready to rock n roll
My confidence is high and it's hard to defy,
I'm a gifted dancer of R&B and Motown Soul
By night I'm John Travolta by day I'm Stephen Fry.

Although I'm getting older I really do try
To give those, hot; swaggers of Española.
Till I find my own Lolita, n slap her thigh
Naturel, I'll treat her to my Émile Zola.

And through the night we'll turn more than a page over
I'll give her what for boys' chapter and verse
Swearing, it wasn't all sensational, moreover—
But in truth, I'll have my heart and soul immersed.

It's Tipsy ‘o'clock and I'm ready to rock n roll
And lose all discipline and myself-control.