Chaos At Dudley Zoo Poem by Lee Fones

Confused hippopotamus ate bamboo
Kola bear cheesed off said, 'move you'
Chaotic scene unleashed at Dudley zoo
Warden shouted to hippopotamus 'shoo'

The hippopotamus didn't move at all
Even warden fed up, threw a ball
Kola bear then started to squall
Gorilla came and started to brawl

Punching the kola right on the nose
Excuse me kola I was beginning to doze
'Mr Warden, Hippopotamus I will dispose
First I must borrow all of your clothes'

Warden he stripped from top to toe
Gorilla with pole I'll give this a go
Placing on end of pole moldy gateau
Then out from nowhere came a crow

Well that crow he was overjoyed
Nibbling on gateau, Hippo destroyed
Gorilla now even more annoyed
Standing naked warden now unemployed

Watching all this, nose black and blue
Mr Kola began artistic kung fu
He looked so frightening they all flew
Can't wait to go back to Dudley zoo