Chow Biz Poem by Ima Ryma

Let's cut some slack for Paula Deen,
Mum on her diabetes 2,
Having her gig as fat food queen,
What's a biz gal supposed to do?
Well, she's trying to have her cake
And eat it too would be a guess.
Meds are what it is gonna take
To control D2's harm - oh yes.
Folks getting D2 left and right
Don't wanna give up eating bad,
So pharma's gonna take its bite.
Who better than Deen for an ad?

Diabetic Deen, served up roast,
For buttering both sides her toast.